PX This presents THE "WORD OF MOUTH" REVIEW
We’re actually getting kinda sick of new restaurants; it’s a bit tedious pointing out the same types of flaws over and over and over again and ultimately being disappointed more often than impressed. (Here’s a novel idea: why don’t you try working to improve the shitty restaurant you already have, rather than opening a new one every nine months, you greedy egomaniacal bastard?) But hey, maybe that’s just us.
Anyhoo! It’s so nice to see you! We hadn’t planned on visiting your place, probably like— ever— but the "word of mouth" on this joint has been pretty outstanding. So, ya know— we’re intrigued. We’re hoping that good "word of mouth" is all genuine, and we can get us some of that good in our mouth. Word.
What’s that? You’d love to take advantage of all our vast experience, knowledge, insight, and expertise as long as we’re already here? Because you’re hoping we’ll like it and help spread the news, since you fired your publicist long ago for not doing jack shit for you?
Of course, we’d be honored. Oh ha, yesss, we’ll be honest— brutally honest even, ha ha! After all, that’s what obnoxious opinionated food-bloggers are for!
No no please, don’t send anything more, we’re stuffed, we can’t breathe, you’ll have to roll us out of here, ha ha ha… !
What exactly made you choose our restaurant?
It was recommended by a friend whose opinion I value highly.
What was your first impression?
Oh wow, it really is tiny!
Please rate the Bar:
N/A. This place could very well be classified as a glorified takeout joint. There are maybe 18 or 19 seats in the whole place, which is actually kind of astounding considering how very small it is.
Please rate the drinks/ cocktails/ wine:
They only have a few wine selections and not much else. They’re not bad— decent, drinkable and reasonably priced.
Please rate the Dining Room:
Like I said, impressive for what it is. But be prepared to share your conversation with your neighbors. Better yet, see if you can score the lone outdoor deuce; the view up and down Houston St can be pretty entertaining in that fishbowl kind of way.
Please rate the BOH:
Solid. Pizza, some pasta, a few salads and a random special entree here and there. Nothing too fancy, but it’s certainly no Famiglia’s, ha ha ha.
How was the staff?
She’s great. She works really hard.
:)
What did you eat?/ How was the food?
Tricolore salad : Nice. Simple but fresh and flavorful.
Pollanca salad : Wow, a meal in itself. The white raisins add a touch of sweetness, but it’s pretty hearty nonetheless. Great summer dish.
Squid ink linguine with shrimp : Very good. Just a touch of spice. So piping hot, the pasta is cooking the shrimp in front of me; next time I’ll ask for the shrimp very rare.
Homemade spaghetti with bolognese sauce : Good! Straightforward and artless, but tasty and perfectly stick-to-your-ribs satisfying.
Piccante pizza : Ohhh yeah, that’s the stuff right there. Great crisp and thin but bubbly crust. Quality ingredients— just plain yummy.
What did you like?
I admire the lack of pretension despite all its charm.
What did you dislike?
Nothing really. Oh OK, the bathroom is claustrophobic.
What was your last impression?
Sooo… Houston St is the new restaurant row?
Would you come back?
Actually, I already have.
Thank you, and hope to see you soon!
Thanks, it’s a pleasure.
PX This presents THE "WORD OF MOUTH" REVIEW
We’re actually getting kinda sick of new restaurants; it’s a bit tedious pointing out the same types of flaws over and over and over again and ultimately being disappointed more often than impressed. (Here’s a novel idea: why don’t you try working to improve the shitty restaurant you already have, rather than opening a new one every nine months, you greedy egomaniacal bastard?) But hey, maybe that’s just us.
Anyhoo! It’s so nice to see you! We hadn’t planned on visiting your place, probably like— ever— but the "word of mouth" on this joint has been pretty outstanding. So, ya know— we’re intrigued. We’re hoping that good "word of mouth" is all genuine, and we can get us some of that good in our mouth. Word.
What’s that? You’d love to take advantage of all our vast experience, knowledge, insight, and expertise as long as we’re already here? Because you’re hoping we’ll like it and help spread the news, since you fired your publicist long ago for not doing jack shit for you?
Of course, we’d be honored. Oh ha, yesss, we’ll be honest— brutally honest even, ha ha! After all, that’s what obnoxious opinionated food-bloggers are for!
No no please, don’t send anything more, we’re stuffed, we can’t breathe, you’ll have to roll us out of here, ha ha ha… !
What exactly made you choose our restaurant?
OK, let’s face it— MeKong is a downtown institution. I know lots and lots of people who make MeKong their home away from home, from way back when it was still at its original location on Prince St in NoLita (even before NoLita bcame so hip and commercial). It was just a matter of time before I made it (back) here.
What was your first impression?
Ah, same ole MeKong. The vibe and the crowd, I mean.
Please rate the Bar:
Not quite as big as the original, but still sizeable and accommodating. Just a simple, no fuss no muss watering hole. Please don’t feed the denizens (they don’t bite, but sometimes they drool a little).
Please rate the drinks/ cocktails/ wine:
For such a down-home kind of Asian restaurant, they’re pretty solidly stocked on the booze. Good reasonable prices (as usual). Personally, I opted for the $38 bottle of Les Domaniers by Domaine Ott rosé. (See what I mean?)
Please rate the Dining Room:
It’s big. And cozy enough. But, come on— everybody knows the sidewalk is where it’s at.
Please rate the BOH:
Solid and consistent after all these decades. Just good no-frills Vietnamese home cooking. Admittedly, some dishes fare better than others; you’ll just have to come often enough (like most of their patrons) to pick your faves, and then stick with those.
How was the staff?
Surprisingly conscientious, actually. Friendly, adept, and unpretentious— what more do you need?
What did you eat?/ How was the food?
Chicken salad : Light, fresh, and summery with nice spicy bite and a hearty vinegary twang. Delicious.
Shrimp rolls : Very good. Crisp and tasty.
Filet mignon au beurre : Excellent. Tender and succulent. A great satisfying dish.
Chicken pad thai : Classic. Huge! (Share it.)
Soft shell crab : Very good. Batter-dipped and fried, but not greasy. Nice quality.
Sauteed spinach : Just slightly more cooked than I would have preferred, but good. Also maybe a tad salty for some tastes, but I liked it.
What did you like?
♪ ♪ Memmmorrriiieeess….. ♪ ♪
What did you dislike?
Well OK, the outdoor metal tables and chairs are a little ghetto… but maybe that adds to the charm.
What was your last impression?
Oh look, it’s Famke Janssen.
Would you come back?
Siempre, mang, siempre.
Thank you, and hope to see you soon!
Thanks, Brian— It’s great to see you. You’re a legend, dude.
PX This presents THE "WORD OF MOUTH" REVIEW
We’re actually getting kinda sick of new restaurants; it’s a bit tedious pointing out the same types of flaws over and over and over again and ultimately being disappointed more often than impressed. (Here’s a novel idea: why don’t you try working to improve the shitty restaurant you already have, rather than opening a new one every nine months, you greedy egomaniacal bastard?) But hey, maybe that’s just us.
Anyhoo! It’s so nice to see you! We hadn’t planned on visiting your place, probably like— ever— but the "word of mouth" on this joint has been pretty outstanding. So, ya know— we’re intrigued. We’re hoping that good "word of mouth" is all genuine, and we can get us some of that good in our mouth. Word.
What’s that? You’d love to take advantage of all our vast experience, knowledge, insight, and expertise as long as we’re already here? Because you’re hoping we’ll like it and help spread the news, since you fired your publicist long ago for not doing jack shit for you?
Of course, we’d be honored. Oh ha, yesss, we’ll be honest— brutally honest even, ha ha! After all, that’s what obnoxious opinionated food-bloggers are for!
No no please, don’t send anything more, we’re stuffed, we can’t breathe, you’ll have to roll us out of here, ha ha ha… !
What exactly made you choose our restaurant?
It came very highly recommended by a friend of the owners.
What was your first impression?
It’s cute. Cozy. Very Austrian all right.
Please rate the Bar:
It’s a bit cramped. Not the most accommodating of bars, but it’s nice. The bartender is proficient and knowledgeable, if not exactly amiable.
Please rate the drinks/ cocktails/ wine:
The hard stuff is N/A; beer and wine only. The selection is decent and relatively diverse, with most of the options hailing from the German/Austrian region. The prices are pretty reasonable, but I can see, in this neighborhood, how they might raise an eyebrow or two.
Please rate the Dining Room:
Charming, quaint, and rustic, but elegant. Smart and efficient use of the rather spare square footage. Very welcoming.
Please rate the BOH:
Very good. Small and simple but deftly executed menu.
How was the staff?
Eh. Having visited several times already, my overall impression is that they need to get over themselves a bit. Sure, the place may be consistently busy— but it’s the LES, and they just ain’t that fabulous. They could use a little attitude adjustment.
Like for example, during one visit I was honored to have Wolfgang Ban stop for a chat at my table wherein he informed they were planning a "late night service." So not long afterward I did drop by for a very late dinner only to be rebuffed upon inquiry with the words, "Who told you that?" After they begrudgingly alighted from their comfortable perches atop the bar, that is.
So y’know— you’re either casual and breezy or haughty and pompous; which is it? Because you just can’t be both, sorry.
What did you eat?/ How was the food?
White Tuna Crudo : Very good. Fresh, light, and tasty.
Landjäger : Nice, robust. Hey, who doesn’t love a fancy Slim Jim?
Baby back ribs : Excellent. Fall-off-the-bone tender.
Spätzle : Absolutely delicious. Creamy, flavorful, multi-textural. I practically licked the plate.
Slow-poached Farm Eggs : Good. Hearty and satisfying.
Wiener Schnitzel : Perfect. Classic straightforward presentation done exceptionally well.
Sauteed spinach : Very nice. Just good solid food.
What did you like?
Pretty much everything, but I must say that spätzle knocks my socks off every time.
What did you dislike?
Well, I’ve definitely had Austrian service warmer than this.
What was your last impression?
Should I grab another spätzle to go…?
Would you come back?
Already have.
Thank you, and hope to see you soon!
Thanks, love it.
Earthquake – Petite Sirah 2006 – Lodi, California
Cost: $23.99/Bottle
This is pure, dark, opaque-purple, full-bodied, velvety smooth and rich, layered to be exact as it coats the palate with its creamy milky texture. The aromatics from initial opening (and for about 30 minutes) is phenomenal; its roasted coffee, caramel, and cocoa seduces you, transforming toward its black cherry and blackberry core, all the while offering hints of pure vanilla and coffee. Very full flavors where black cherry, cocoa and vanilla reigns supreme. An uncommon bottle with great appeal that is well-priced for the masses. Well bought indeed.
Rating: 94
Check out the trailer for, Brosephs, an "episodic web series about three strangers who become unlikely roommates and friends as they navigate relationships, feelings, family, mob bosses, and the rent," brought to you by talented and hilarious F&B industry superstar, Kevin Coyle.
Yay, hooray!
Last night, Chelsea newcomer Hotel Americano hosted a preview cocktail party for a "small gathering" of 20 40 180 260 or so of its closest friends. Although it has several private events lined up over the next few weeks, it is not slated to open to the public until July. The Mexico-based Grupo Habita Hotel Americano will house a French-inspired Latin restaurant with outdoor patio space on the main level, two indoor bar/lounges, and an additional restaurant/lounge on the roof (along with a lap swimming pool).
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Until the release of PX Me- The Sequel to PX This (Spring 2012), this website will henceforth be updated only intermittently (approximately once or twice a week).
Abbe Diaz’s new (daily) blog is now at: abbediaz.com
• This just in: The awesome team behind Miss Lily’s has beaten Subway® Sandwiches to the punch, and have taken over the corner storefront next door. The commodious adjacent space will house an extension of Miss Lily’s fresh juice bar, a record store, and Miss Lily’s To-Go. It is expected to be in operation by late Summer / early Autumn of this year.
• Longtime F&Bulous operator Jean-Marc Houmard (Indochine, Bond St, Kittichai, Republic) has joined forces with former BlackBook magazine publisher and Black Book List author Evanly Schindler to open a new eatery in the former Acme Bar & Grill location at 9 Great Jones St just west of Lafayette St.
We’d tell you more, but then we’d have to… oh for fuck’s sake you know how it goes. I dunno— maybe try checking the The Post tomorrow or something.
Let’s just leave it at: we know all about the food (not Italian, thank gawd), the tentative name (not complicated/exotic), and the anticipated opening (not until maybe at least the Fall) but as usual, we’re not allowed to say anything about it. Why mention it all then, you ask? Ha ha aha hah duh, are you kidding? P X THIS 4 EVA BITCHEZ
(Sigh, now we’re in trouble.)
• Here’s a blind item for you: What "very private" hospitality executive allegedly very quietly gave birth to her second child at 3AM on a weekend morning at The Standard Hotel? Sssh, you didn’t hear that from us.
PX Me is BEHIND SCHEDULE
Sorry, but the release of PX Me – The Sequel to PX This [How I Became a Published Author, Got Micro-Famous, and Married a Millionaire] is officially behind schedule. I know I promised an Autumn 2010 Spring 2011 Summer 2011 release, but… ya know… shit happens. Sigh.
There’s a distinct possibility the book may actually be finished by late Autumn of this year, but— who the hell wants to have a launch party in the dead of winter? That’s just bogus. Okay, I’m only half-kidding; you know I’m definitely not fond of winter, but also some very smart PR peoples and whatnot have advised me that waiting until the following Spring is a much better idea— something about a "summer reading cycle" (that’s book marketing jargon) or something. Considering how fast the last six months have gone by, I’m pretty grateful for the extra time to prepare, truth be told.
In any case, thank you so much for all encouragement, patience, and support. Really truly.
In the meantime, if you’re totally yeeearning for the "how I… married a millionaire" part, here’s a little teaser maybe?
http://www.alphanista.com/real-women-of-leisure-abbe-diaz.html
Ha ha ha ha ha ahaa haaah oh man, I almost can’t wait to see the Haterade pour in on this mutherfukker. To which I say in advance:
[ To everyone else: thank you so much again. xoxo, abbe ]
Hey, did you hear about Mark Birnbaum getting sued for sexual harrassament? [No? Oh, you must live in a fucking cave.]
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Following relatively recent news of shakeups at The Box, EMM, and Bagatelle, PX This has learned that Managing Director Ian Nicholson is the latest executive to decamp The Standard Hotel here in NYC. Following the earlier but unrelated departure of F&B Director of Operations Lana Trevisan (currently GM of soon-to-open Hotel Americano), Nicholson resigned from Hotels AB to forge a partnership deal with hotelier Alan Faena, most notably of Philippe Starck designed Faena Hotel+Universe in Buenos Aires.
Prospective projects of Faena and Nicholson include the somewhat beleaguered Cipriani Ocean Resort & Club location at 3201 Collins Ave in Miami Beach, as well as a future NYC site, currently still in its early stages of development. They are backed by Russian-American billionaire, Len Blavatnik who also, mere weeks ago, purchased Warner Music Group for a reported $3.3 billion.
Nicholson has served as The Standard’s Managing Director since May 2007 and as Vice President – Hotel Operations of Andre Balazs Properties since January 2010. Prior, he maintained the General Manager position at The SoHo Grand, Tribeca Grand, and The Hudson Hotel.
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