MORE on Sevigny & Khan…

November 30th, 2009
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  MORE on Sevigny & Khan (& Civetta. Sort of.) When we broke the story on Civetta’s closing, little did we realize it would become the *Nightlife Bloggers’ SAT on Reading Comprehension. Or maybe that’s more like the Jellus Bloggers’ SAT on Integrity and Pettiness? Whatever! We digress. This just in from a tipster: "Did […]

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F&F: Mermaid Oyster Bar

November 25th, 2009
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PX This presents THE F&F REVIEW Hey, sorry we couldn’t make it to "Friends&Family," we were out of town/ had to work/ not invited. We’re really glad we finally managed to come by, though— it’s so nice to see you! What’s that? You would still like

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Beware the “Delivery Boy” Grifter

November 2nd, 2009
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** UPDATED 4/29/14** Mangia VINDICATED in Final Verdict of Wiercinski vs Mangia Here is Adam Wiercinski aka Adam Jamroz. He was employed as a part-time delivery person for over 20 years at Mangia corporation, where he recently attempted to defraud the company by twice filing fallacious lawsuits. The strategy for his attempted multi-million dollar extortion

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Jennifer Aniston will BURY YOU, bitch.

September 21st, 2009
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• Urban Daddy does all you losers a favor by letting you know how you can finally get into theJane. Then the comments section of Down by the Hipster reminds you all again why it is exactly you are such a fucking bunch of losers. -Vanilla Ice   • Speaking of reminders, Joshua David Stein […]

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“You sweat me cuz I’m fieeerce.”

September 14th, 2009
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• "Dear Joshua David Stein: Admit it already. You sweat me cuz I’m fieeerce. xoxo, Abbe -Vanilla Ice   • oh look, ashley-dupré has a new song. you can check it out here, if you’re so inclined. personally, i thought the other two were better but whatever. i’m vaguely aware peoples alls over the internets […]

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The Blabber on: The Breslin

September 9th, 2009
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a blogger (that’s me) and two restaurateurs walk into a bar… … order some drinks (one of them likes "white wine with a few ice cubes." go figure.), get a little tipsy, and —what else?— start gossiping like a bunch of sewing bee bitches. it went down a little something like this: one of them […]

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“Less… Trash”

August 29th, 2009
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• Here’s at least one benefit of the recession. According to a 25-year professional Waste Management veteran, the dramatic increase in businesses closing (and employees losing their jobs) has resulted in less waste. He approximates his routes alone collect about "20,000 less tons of trash " per week.   • Idiohack Ben Leventhal attempts to […]

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GoldBar’s Doorman is a Tool

July 31st, 2009
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But you probably aready knew that from experience, right? Well, here’s even more confirmation. Recently, former nightlife impresario Steve Lewis blogged about one of his many friends and acquaintances (as is his wont). Normally, his work is of the ‘take with a grain of salt’ nature – most preposterous and controvertible to those in and […]

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“eew, that’s Gabriel Snyder.”

July 15th, 2009
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OMG the hipsters are taking over. ugh. gagh. blergh. BLECCCH. last night was dinner at one of my favoritest places. and can you fucking believe it– one of my most UNfavoritest creepfaces on the planet was there. what the fuck. shouldn’t he be on a stoop or a rooftop or in some internet cafe or […]

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