What up, homeslice?! Have you checked out yer girl… getting her… uh… face touched? Sure you have, but let’s see it again! ‘Cohs eets so punny, ‘de ba? LOL!
I mean, it’s a little weird how Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel used to have a show together, and then Adam Carolla dissed Filipinos and now Jimmy Kimmel has everybody touching homegirl’s face outside his office. Oh, and also: Jimmy Kimmel once laid the smackdown on former Gawker-blogger/swimsuit-model Emily Gould.
It’s like totally cosmic almost, isn’t it? Haw haw.
Happy Monday!
:)
OK yea, so by now I’m suuure you’ve heard all about how stupid Miss Philippines totally blew her chances at the Miss Universe crown, by being such a dumbass.
Well, the only thing I can add to the continual running commentary currently pervading every single Puertochino household, clique, Nurses’ Lounge, and JollyBee, is this —>
Ha ha ha aha haah.
Get over it, homies. She was probably just a drag queen anyways.
Happy Friday!
:)
** With special thanks to Rachel Dagdagan
HEY! Did you realize it’s Love Your Local Asian Month? Kiss Me, I’m Asian Month? Asian Heritage Awareness Month?! O.M.G!
Well, wouldn’t you kow we have just the thing that will help you truly appreciate those lovable little liebchens (or any other kind of Chens!).
Hit it, boys!
p.s. Did you even realize that these boys did this "viral" video thing all the way back in 2005? But the stupid, unoriginal white people didn’t pick it up until 2009? And the white people only got about 900,000 views, but the Chinese boys got over 4.5 MILLION views?!
Go, Asians!
:)
*See also (earlier):
Jonny Cruz performing for Heartthrobs&Friends at The Hammerstein Ballroom.
To hear more music from former F&B/Nightlife Superstar, Jonny Cruz, visit ReverbNation.
• Monday, February 1, 2010. 9:30PM – Uma Thurman, Nicole Kidman, and Domenico Dolce dining (separately) at Hotel Griffou.
• Tuesday, February 2, 2010. 8:57PM – "Right now, Mike D hangin’ with the big boys at The Ace Hotel lobby bar."
• Sunday, January 31, 2010. 3:30PM – Taye Diggs, with wife, pushing baby stroller down Broadway near 22nd St.
Since it’s "scrappy liitle fucker" Filipino Appreciation Week here at PX This, my latest Netflix recommendation is Scratch. Originally suggested to me by an amazing "scrappy little fucker" Filipina friend, I marvelled at performances by ("scrappy little fucker" Filipino) Beastie Boys’ ‘Mike D,’ widely credited with inventing the "scratch" turntablism genre, and ("scrappy little fucker" Filipino) DJ Qbert, whom you will believe is using his art form to "communicate with aliens."
Belated congratulations to Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao, who, last weekend, single-handedly elevated a nation’s faith and optimism in the wake of its prevalent devastating typhoons, pervasive poverty and political/theological turmoil.
Scratch is a testimony to the unconventional beauty and brilliance found in all aspects of life. Hopefully, its ebullience will inspire you, too.
= "personne extraordinaire"