So yesterday, PX This handed the keys to the web-blahg over to our truculent obstreperous friend— who ended up taking it for a joyride and dangerously drunk-blogging. Don’t you hate it when that happens? It was kind of great fun, though. Maybe we should do it more often!
Anyway, in case you missed it, there was a whole lot of ranty ranting going on— I’m not exactly sure, I wasn’t paying attention. But I do vaguely recall something about some "Tool Shed" having "the backbone of a centipede," was it?
So I decided to take it upon myself to get into the spirit of things and bluster indignantly in rebuttal: What have you got against centipedes, you nasty rat bastard? Leave those cute, adorable, multi-eyed (?) centipedes ALONE!!!1!1!!
Happy Friday!
:)
**With special thanks to James Mielke
Ya know, just in case you were wondering.
Go, Heikki Sorsa! ♡
** See also (earlier):
• Homegirl Meets Coolest Dude Ever
• SPOTTED: Heikki Sorsa and Paris Hilton…
Question from the inbox: "Would you classify this as an "F&F"?
Answer: Sometimes!
No OK, seriously though— that may not be an "F&F," but it sure is an LOL!
We present it here "entirely for purposes of education": Remember, if you’re a hungry, belligerent, idiotic dumbass, keep on walking and get your burrito someplace else, lest you get smacked upside your stupid head with an aluminum folding chair.
[Blockheads. Oh, the irony.]
Happy Unoffiical Start of Summer! It is now time to [un]officially stop whining about the interminable cold and gloom and start bitching about the unbearable heat and humidity! Hooray!
Or— you can cool off for a minute with this (and umm, a RedBull®, I guess).
[Did we say "See you Tuesday"? We lied; we're still on vacation. See you tomorrow.]
:)
**See also (earlier):
• Homegirl Meets Coolest Dude Ever
• Euro Gap
• SPOTTED: [Volume 15]
As you’re probably well aware by now (or more likely, soon will be), occasionally PX This receives ‘fan letters’ and/or encouraging e-mails from people who love the book, inquiring as to why it hasn’t yet been made into "a movie" or "HBO series." Well, I’m right there with you, Mary!
I, Vanilla Ice, longtime PX This fanatic and current part-time PX This blogger / contributor, would also like to know when the hell everyone is going to get their shit together already. Hey, Brian Grazer, get your face out of that chicken pot pie, and let’s make this happen! (Stop worrying about Graybee Baby; he’ll get over it!)
Look, I’ve even taken the liberty of assembling the perfect, awesome, award-winning Hollywood trailer. That’s 90% of the work done, right? I know— I watch Entourage.
You’re welcome, dude!
yah so
by now, yalls have heard all about how poor eric-goode couldn’t get home from europe cuz the big stupid volcano in iceland wouldn’t let him. well, did you even stop to think about all the forlorn europeans and scandinavians and whatnot stranded here for the very same reason? no. no, of course you didn’t.
imagine, say— you were stranded at THOR for days and days on end with absolutely no knowledge of how long it would be before you’re able to return home. and so you went out one night and got drunk and passed out on a new friend’s living room sofa. and then somebody stole your pants, but you didn’t discover it until you awoke the next morning? and thus you had to walk through the strange, crowded, unfamiliar streets of NYC all the way back to THOR without your pants?
wouldn’t you looove if it were all captured on video so you could relive this awesome experience time and time and time again? sure you would— i thought so!
and so, without further ado, PX This presents: The New York Blues with Markus Keller and Marc Swoboda
or ya know— you can also check out professional "snow rider" Marc Swoboda (for Nitro®, Volcom®, Red Bull®, and Nike®) in action—
and/or former Olympian Markus Keller— with his pants.
nyeeah. take that, Page Six.
**See also (earlier):
• Homegirl Meets Coolest Dude Ever
• Euro Gap
• SPOTTED:
***With very special thanks to Kummi "Bunny" Kim
If you’re as fabulous as you think you are, then this little cutie pie needs no introduction.
Her father, however, may need a baseball bat in just a few more years.
:)
***Featuring Belinda Becker and Willow Becker – with special thanks to LaRon Batchelor for shustir.com
Jonny Cruz performing for Heartthrobs&Friends at The Hammerstein Ballroom.
To hear more music from former F&B/Nightlife Superstar, Jonny Cruz, visit ReverbNation.
It’s Friday! Hooray!
Here, have a laugh. You could probably use one.
:)
Just released in theatres – March 5, 2010. Yay!
Watch Brooklyn’s Finest, starring Richard Gere, Don Cheadle, Ethan Hawke, Wesley Snipes and of course, NYC nightlife superstar, Wass Stevens. Check out the official trailer (see if you can spot the temporarily revamped LaEsquina!)
* See also (earlier): " DON CHEADLE and WESLEY SNIPES… at LaEsquina"
Everyone’s number one favorite Waverly Inn / Bowery Hotel superstar, Ivo Juhani, is… well… a Superstar! Get it, girl.
I SMELL BOOK DEAL.
:)
Love ya,
Your adoring fans at PX This.
Hey, how’d you like to take a tour through the gorgeous home of former nightlife superstar Athena Calderone? I thought so! OK, here ya go:
:)
Don’t mention it!
Fashion Week is Over? Oh yeah, that’s right, I slept right through it. Darn.
Well… huh… but it’s my turn to blog today. Now what am I gonna do? ‘Cause… I had this great… ahem… Fashion video I wanted to share. Y’know… in honor of… ahem… Fashion Week! ‘Cause…uh… right now it’s Fashion Week in… uh… Italy! Yeah! So there! I mean, sure, technically it’s a 2009… ahem… Fashion video, but… uh… there’s nothing wrong with honoring the uh… Classics! Yeah, that’s it!
No? Well… did I mention it’s my turn to blog today? That means I got the keys, and I’m driving on this autostrada. So sit back, relax and enjoy the ride. I’ll even… uh… take the… uh… "top" off for you… ahem…
Hey, is it me, or is this feeling like the longest Fashion Week ever?!
Chadwick Bell by Natalie Kates for the stylecurator.com.
OMG, you’re not going to believe it – it’s still Fashion Week. Can’t ya just die?
The Rouge Coco Chanel party at The Mark Hotel.
**With many thanks to Patrick McMullan and Shala Monroque.
= "personne extraordinaire"