PX This.

  but if you’re really bored, feel free to entertain yourself by familiarizing yourself with some of pee ex this dot com’s history before you read PX This Too (the Sequel to PX This). look— you can start here! and then just keep following all the links backward until you can’t stand it anymore. it’ll […]

Happy Unoffiical Start of Summer! It is now time to [un]officially stop whining about the interminable cold and gloom and start bitching about the unbearable heat and humidity! Hooray! Or— you can cool off for a minute with this (and umm, a RedBull®, I guess). [Did we say "See you Tuesday"? We lied; we’re still […]

  But, not “personal” enough! Work it, Mary.    

Salman Rushdie hearts PX This (diary of the “Maitre d’ to the Stars”) by abbe diaz

the shit i go through – #001 "see this retarded shit i have to go through? going places i don’t want and being forced to meet peoples just to prove i am real…" – abbe diaz, PX This, page 216. MONDAY, APRIL 19, 2010. yah so here is today’s shit. beefin with kevin-smith‘s fanatics ha […]

  Former “Maitre d’ to the Stars” to Release Second Book Here’s a "blind item" for you: Which restaurateurs are none too pleased with the impending release of PX Me – The Sequel to PX This? Worse yet, the timely upcoming launch of PX This – The Revised Edition just happens to coincide with the […]

  Jonny Cruz performing for Heartthrobs&Friends at The Hammerstein Ballroom. To hear more music from former F&B/Nightlife Superstar, Jonny Cruz, visit ReverbNation.        

  You better worrrk. Renowned chef Philippe Chow demonstrates his technique for the world-famous chicken satay— for a ‘standing room only’ crowd at Macy’s Herald Square, Thursday, April 1st. Mmmmm, sataaay… Aaaand, now we have to kill you.   * with special thanks to Stratis Morfogen  

Chef John deLucie of the famous Waverly Inn cooked papardelle with roasted butternut squash and mushrooms at Bloomingdales on Lexington Ave, and you totally missed it. Doesn’t he look cute? By the way, have you read The Hunger yet? What are you waiting for?            

Dick Johnson: Knock knock. abbe diaz: just get on with it. DJ: LOL. Sorry! Just trying to lighten the mood… OK, so you saw the Crain’s article? ad: yah DJ: What, no rampage in the Crain’s comments section from "Crazypants"? Your fan club must be so disappointed. ad: what is there to "rampage" about? did […]