Drop Dead, Everybody

August 14th, 2013 by abbe diaz

McInerney twitts


firstly, i would like to express my gratitude for the persistent influx of “fan” letters and comments and “tips,” and whatnot. thank you, i really appreciate them.

secondly, i’d like to share this awesome bit of “news” that landed in my inbox this morning. wow it’s amazing, i don’t think i have ever received anything this spectacularly vomitous since that time somebody gratuitously sent me the photograph of Lizzie Grubman’s vagina* (on display via Hulk Hogan).

i mean— Gwyneth Paltrow, Gawker, and Jay McInerney all in one e-mail? ugh christ, it’s like winning the Trifecta of Repugnance or being suddenly sucked into the Vortex of Odium or something. mind-blowing.

thirdly, i would just like to remark:
when my book calls Jay McInerney a media “sell-out,” a shameless “sycophant,” and i think even a “cheating scumbag”— if i recall correctly— it wasn’t ghost-written, if that’s any consolation.

that is all. have a pleasant day.



* trust me; be thankful i censored out that vagina, because i just saved you from losing your lunch and possibly lifelong therapy.



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