The Turtle Ball 2013

February 6th, 2013 by abbe diaz

Turtle Ball 2013

Graydon Carter, Gretchen Mol, Fisher Stevens, Andrew Sabin, Michael Zilkha, and Eric Goode

Invite you to attend The Turtle Ball – An Evening to Benefit the Turtle Conservancy

7PM, Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Bowery Hotel Ballroom, New York City

Special Appearances by: Philippe Petit, Pig-nosed and Snake-necked Turtles

Master of Ceremonies: Sandra Bernhard

Host Committee: Andre Balazs, Serge Becker, Richard Born, Vikram Chatwal, Yvon Chouinard, Philippe Cousteau, Mily De Cabrol, Ted Danson, Drena De Niro, Matt Dillon, Griffin Dunne, Lisa Edelstein, Michael Fuchs, Julie Gilhart, Lauren Hutton, Knight Landesman, Anthony La Paglia, Josh Lucas, Helen & Brice Marden, Sean Macpherson, Russell Mittermeier, Shala Monroque, Julianne Nicholson, Glenn O’Brien, Anne Pasternak, Anna Chapman & Ron Perelman, Samantha & Aby Rosen, Elizabeth Saltzman-Walker, Julian Sands, Ian Schrager, Naomi Watts & Liev Schreiber, Russell Simmons, Kate & Andy Spade, Sting & Trudie Styler, Leanne Shapton & James Truman, Lesley Stahl, Olympia Scarry & Neville Wakefield, Jason Weinberg, Rachel Williams, Christopher Wool

 

After surviving more than 200 million years and outliving the dinosaurs, turtles are now among the most endangered creatures on Earth. Half of the 300 species are currently facing extinction and are symbolic of all creatures who are disappearing from the earth. The Turtle Conservancy is dedicated to protecting the most endangered turtles, tortoises and their habitats worldwide.

 

 

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8 Responses to “The Turtle Ball 2013”

  1. Guess Says:

    That does look pretty boring. LOL
    Cute turtles though.

  2. Guess Says:

    I CAN’T SEE WHAT THE OTHER PLACE CARDS SAY!

  3. Jackie Says:

    Wait, what!? It was boring, Abbs?? Lol

  4. abbe Says:

    hey, i never said it was boring, i said it was “okay.” actually with that guest list and all the margaritas i drank, it felt a lot like working at The Park.

    the dinner was the best part, i was seated next to great people so that was fun, we were cracking up the whole time. good gossip too.
    but for the life of me i cannot figure out why Belinda Becker played such awful music. it was like she showed up expecting it to be a party at on old folks’ nursing home. i mean, i know we’re old, but i would have thought it was understood we’re still DISCERNING, for fuck’s sake. the last time i heard music that bad was at my nephew’s 10th birthday party at the Elk’s Lodge in Oradell, NJ.
    and the show– oi, the show. and i am not even talking about the actual show “show,” i am talking about the “auction” before dinner. ha ha ha ha ha it was hilarious, you should have been there.

    then after dinner there was no music at all, nobody knew what the hell was going on. and then when it finally started up, it was “Groove is in the Heart” by Dee Lite. need i say more?
    as you can well imagine, that was the cue to leave. maybe it got more awesome after that, the fuck i know. Nur Khan was just arriving as we were exiting, maybe he got the party jumping.

    hope you’re happy now. stop being so mean, it was FOR CHARITY, bitches.

  5. BP Says:

    LMAO if you that that we’re being mean, you should read the article in the Times about it! They made fun of it and said that the guests were “prehistoric”. Yea that means you ;P

  6. abbe Says:

    haa i just googled the Times article. meeeow!

    holy cow. at least i liked my dinner companions. that writer must have been sitting with some real assholes.

    i noticed he mentioned the “auction” too, geezus. i didn’t see it so much as a “harangue” — more like a “christ they must think we’re stupid” kinda thing. hahahahaha

    okay well, i guess i don’t feel so bad after all. carry on, bitches.

  7. Guess Says:

    I like how we’ve all picked different names now, but I think I’m getting confused.

    OK, so I had to read that Times piece, and holy cow is right. That was almost painful.

    Abbster, since you don’t feel so bad anymore, why don’t you just go ahead and write out the whole story about the auction. Ooops, I mean “auction” in quotes. LOL

    It’s funny. Don’t be such a pussy. Ahh, it would be just like the good old days.

  8. gogo Says:

    That was Bob Morris. he wasn’t invited to dinner. That’s probs why he was so angry.

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