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PX This presents THE F&F REVIEW

Hey, sorry we couldn’t make it to "Friends&Family," we were out of town/ had to work/ not invited. We’re really glad we finally managed to come by, though— it’s so nice to see you!
What’s that? You would still like us to take the time to fill out the F&F survey, because you’d love to take advantage of all our vast experience, knowledge, insight, and expertise as long as we’re already here? Because you invited 75 people to F&F, and afterward all you got was 41 "Congrats[es]!" 22 "Awesome[s]!" 3 "Ciao[s]!" and 9 "Best of lucks[s]!" ?
Of course, we’d be honored. Oh ha, yesss, we’ll be honest— brutally honest even, ha ha! After all, that’s what friends & family are for!
No no please, don’t send anything more, we’re stuffed, we can’t breathe, you’ll have to roll us out of here, ha ha ha… !

Empire Room

What was your first impression?
Huh.

Please rate the Bar:
It’s… busy! Otherwise, it’s… OK.

Please rate the drinks/ cocktails/ wine:
The cocktail list is kind of meh. The wine list is kind of pedestrian. And overall, the drinks are pretty expensive. Can you spell "Boom Boom Wanna-be"? They should have built this bar on the 103rd floor instead of the ground floor.

Please rate the Dining Room:
N/A

Please rate the BOH:
The menu is brief… and pretty expensive. Can you spell "Boom Boom Wanna-be"? They should have built this bar on the 103rd floor instead of the ground floor. We didn’t get to try any of the food, because… well… see below.

How was the staff?
The door staff is attentive and professional. Unfortunately, the servers are less so. We waited a very long time to have our drink order taken (desperate arm-waving to buspersons went ignored). It was the same situation when we later attempted to order food; we finally just gave up, paid our check and went elsewhere.

What did you eat?/ How was the food?
See above.

What did you like?
Not much.

What did you dislike?
Well, despite its best efforts, it’s no Boom Boom. Not even close. It’s no Campbell’s Apartment, either.

What was your last impression?
That is one ugly sign on the door.

Would you come back?
I doubt it.

Thank you, and hope to see you soon!
Thanks, and have a good night.

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