Gwen Butler Wuz Here

March 26th, 2010 by Dick Johnson

"i can’t believe that bitch gets more press than i, by maybe-being-me" —abbe diaz, 8/24/07

Well! Hey, Abbe— you wish, Miss Thing! Looks like Ms. Butler has some lessons for you in the art of Media Hype & Hoopla Hustling.

"…the notorious Gwen Butler, after an incident that occurred after service Wednesday night. ‘She assaulted me,’ Skeen tells us. We’ve heard the chef was punched in the face…"

Wow! That’s hott. No wait— that’s better than hott. Hell, that’s gansta.

Anywho, just wanted to say, "Hi, Snax!" Lookin’ good, mami. Mrreeoowwr!
Thanks for making the food blogs fun again! We haven’t read anything this LOL inducing since… well… this.

Luv ya!
Your adoring fans at PX This.
*** See our latest UPDATE on Gwen Butler ***



**See also (earlier):


Chef Roman à Clef: "I’m not Abbe"

Is our mystery roman à clef writer Boston’s $2.45 Million Dollar Bartender?

"I’ll punch somebody if it gets me in Page Six. Just kidding…"

"Think of it – you would be so badass…"


** For more on this story, read PX Me – The Sequel to PX This – Coming in the Spring of 2011 **




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7 Responses to “Gwen Butler Wuz Here”

  1. abbe Says:

    hhahahahahhahaa eeeheeeheehehee eheeehee hahhahahahaa aaah snort


  2. Inkslinger Says:

    Hi, Snax! :O :D

  3. Dick Johnson Says:

    Yes, Snax— the story does indeed sound familiar.

    “sexy people and bloggers too.”

    LOL. ‘Cos we all know that if there’s one thing food bloggers are NOT, it’s “sexy”.


  4. what's anorexia? Says:

    is that snax? she’s beautiful! :D :)

  5. virgo Says:

    fabulous blowout, girl.

  6. Dishwasher Says:

    Skeen is out another job..

  7. admin Says:

    BY ABBE_DIAZ on 06/11/2010 at 12:48pm
    “you’ll recall that Butler’s long strange trip in NYC began when part-time grubstreet idioblogger Joshua David Stein wrongly (and damned near libelously) denunciated Gwen Butler’s ‘Full Comp’ blog as being anonymously written by me.
    which is how you even discovered she was boston’s ‘$3M dollar bartender’ in the first place.

    i like how you totally gloss over that sh#t though, mutherfukker.


    p.s. i saw danny-meyer last night, but i sure didn’t see you. is gwen-butler going to let blah-grrrs into LaEsquina now? FABULOUS.

    p.p.s. i wasnt feelin the mango puree in the ‘ceviche,’ mr.nawab– at all. i’m just sayin.”

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