Who Killed…Capitalism… ?

October 19th, 2009 by Inkslinger

Capitalism_Love

Who Killed…Capitalism… [with] No End in Sight?

Face it: even if you despise Michael Moore because you think he is a big fat hypocrite for capitalizing on his documentary about the hypocrisy of capitalism (or whatever it is you think or claim to think because you’re really a closet Republican or a wealthy CEO or a Hater who simply hates anyone who makes more money than you or whatever), you are still going to watch this film. Because obviously nothing pleases you more than to stand around and pontificate with all those insipid mental midgets (at that stupid cocktail party you never wanted to attend anyway) who are so retarded as to fall for stupid big fat Michael Moore’s capitalizing on their angst and emotions with his schmaltzy hypocritical movie about the hypocrisy of capitalism. And you don’t want to come off as a dumb mental midget in the midst of all your brilliant pontificating just because you never actually saw the movie, right?
And yeah yeh, I get it. You’re not going to pay $15 per ticket to see it in some crappy outdated obsolete theater when you already pay out the nose for a monthly subscription fee to both Cable Television and Netflix, because after all— why should Michael Moore get to capitalize any more than he already does by making this hypocritical film about the hypocrisy of capitalism?!

O.K.

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Whatever! In the meantime, while you are waiting for Capitalism: A Love Story to be released on DVD so you can "netflix it" or for it to appear on one of the "pay channels" you already pay for, why don’t you netflix Who Killed the Electric Car? and No End In Sight and watch them first.

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Why?

Why, because when you finally see Capitalism… (in the comfort of your own home on your own terms with your own popcorn and your own nachos and your own beer that ha! — you can’t even get at the stupid overpriced outdated theater) after you’ve already seen "Who Killed…" and "No End…" — by the time you get to the middle of Capitalism, you will want to gouge out your own eyeballs and stick your fists into your own sockets and violently claw at your own brain.

And what’s more fun than that?

 

 

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