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GREATEST HITS: PX This [The Blahg]

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[*** warning: Eats, Shoots and Ladders Leaves freaks, please CLICK HERE* and HERE before reading any further. then take that favorite book of yours and stick it up your ass. thank you! ***]

"John Gulager, Project Greenlight"

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 2005. 11:48AM:

last night i went and had drinks with GUESS WHO

JOHN effing GULAGER! yay!

… and of course i could tell all sorts of interesting things i learned from him about the filmie business and hollywoodie stuffs and afflecks and weinsteins and moores [oh my]—
but i shan’t. because john-gulager very distinctly said to me: "don’t go writing any of this up on that thingie of yours now."
(mind you he said "now," so i guess you’ll just have to wait for PX Me to come out, eheee.)

oh and in case you’re wondering, john-gulager’s wifey diane-goldner loooves her totally fierce geld-iaz Feast Premiere dress. actually she told me she probably would have rocked it last week at the Emmy’s instead, had she and john-gulager not been invited like "sooo last minute." stupid hollywood.

anyhoo. john-gulager actually read PX This, can you believe it?! he said he "started in the middle and then continued to the end and then started at the beginning" whatever the hells that means. something about my book not giving him the impression it absolutely needed to be read chronologically (even though hellooo, the fucking thing is like totally chronological, no?).
whatever.
i only mention it at all because other peoples have said the same sort of thing to me too and i must say it kinda makes me a little nuts.
oh but john-gulager did call me "the truman-capote of the restaurant industry" so that was great! [i guess?] and eeheee he even called himself "the BIG johnny-g" ha ha ha ahaa haaa.

anyways. here’s a picture of john-gulager saying "hi there!"
he was talking to marcus-dunstan [co-screenwriter of Feast] right at that moment and he even handed me his cellie to say hello, isn’t that sweet? marcus-dunstan was really nice on the phone, i said congratulations on "the bestest Project Greenlight season ever!" and he replied "wow, thank you so much!"

…anyhoo. yay! GO GULAGER!

MONDAY OCTOBER 2, 2006. 10:18AM:

… check it, it’s diane-goldner [john-gulager's wifey. remember them?] in her fierce geld-iaz dress!

if you click that little photo then it will take you to the special WireImage page, where you will also see a picture of my beloved ben-affleck right smack up there!
so basically my dress was at the Feast premiere with ben-affleck— where i’m sure at some point in the night he must have been forced to gaze upon my beautiful geld-iaz creation and admire it in all its exceptional splendor. heee, okay now tell me that’s not trippy in some bizarro cosmic way…

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This is an abbreviated version of Abbe Diaz’s diary/blog entry on September 26, 2005 and October 2, 2006, for archival purposes only. A far more detailed, thorough, and incisive account is to be included in Diaz’s upcoming second book, PX Me (The Sequel to PX This) – Coming Soon in the Autumn of 2011

* "…The intellectual community, as usual, showed itself to be timid and divided, and even the most unexpected graphologists engaged in controversies regarding their inconsistent analyses of my handwriting. It was they who divided opinions, overheated the polemic, and made nostalgia popular…. Make no mistake: peaceful madmen are ahead of the future." – Gabriel García Márquez

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Earlier:

• Feast

• "last night i went and had drinks with GUESS WHO…"

• "check it, it’s diane-goldner [john-gulager's wifey. remember them?] in her fierce geld-iaz dress!"

ha ahaa look! it’s john-gulager and diane-goldner. how awesome is this:

whoa time out wait a second, you haven’t seen Feast yet?! how is that possible? PX This and Feast are like totally cosmically connected. haven’t you been paying any attention at all? what are you even doing here? what kind of half assed koreshian cultist are you?

it’s time for you to sit down and watch Feast. yah, all three of them. have a marathon. just in time for the holidays! yay!

Earlier [archived]:

• "check it, it’s diane-goldner [john-gulager's wifey. remember them?] in her fierce geld-iaz dress!"