PX This.

I know, you’re bored, right? Me too.

Here, play with this:

Fuggedabboudit, that’s what we’re here for.

Just a little teaser trailer for Big Chief, a project by your friends, Tim Naylor and Zainab Jah.

click here! —> Big Chief <— click here! (Quicktime required – free download)

:)

As the Limelight “Mall” nears completion, PX This would like to mark the occasion by presenting the following excerpts from PX This – Diary of the “Maitre d’ to the Stars”:

[** REVISION: This post has been updated in recognition of the release of Limelight the documemtary, premiering September 23, 2011. **]

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2000. 8:33AM

… speaking of Palladium. So I finally got up the guts to call Alessandra Gatien. I have been thinking about her a lot lately, she’s pretty cool. I don’t think I ever mentioned about the meeting we had a whiles back, I was going to put a little Geld Iaz showroom dealie inside the new Limelight, but obviously it never panned out. Anyways holy cow, that Alex Gatien really impressed me intellectually, she is so smart, she practically knocked me out of my chair. And you knooow I ’m not awed that easily, especially by girls because usually they’re so fucking stupid. Anyhow, so all those “dragon lady” things everybody said about her— whatever— she is not messing around. Dragon lady or no dragon lady she got it going on, heehee eheee that poor one eyed fuck never stood a chance.
We chatted about websites and she showed me the new logo she designed for Limelight, it was great. Simple, just circular gradiated white center to green edge inside a sphere. To signify “captured light”— she said: “After what I’ve been through, that is how I feel. Like I captured light.”
And it was absurd, she showed me some fifty page “catalog” and it’s literally 500 of the ugliest unimaginative most generic logos you’ve ever seen. She said she was appalled, at first she tried to hire some graphics company but they wanted big money for this, “they take the letter L and the color lime and they plug it into a computer” and it spits out these McLogos and then you’re supposed to just pick one. Can you imagine, how lame.
She said she likes the Geld Iaz logo too, she is attracted to circles just like I am. That’s a “very Japanese” fungshooey thing apparently.
So there we were conversing all about other small business stuffs and the subject drifted to marketing and advertising and so then she gave me fun facts like: “to put your ad on the side of one bus is $30G’s but to put them on all the buses and all the stops is a mere $100G’s, see how fucked up it is?” And then she busts out with this web development outline talking about how she is learning HTML because all the web building companies want to charge her an arm and a leg and so she is simply going to build the website herself, she had projections for streaming deejays from around the world and Limelight albums and souvenirs and paraphernalia and geezus all manner of other money making hullabaloo …

SATURDAY, APRIL 7, 2001. 9:45AM

… so anyhoo! Eric Goode’s brother… knows Baunau the ho-stess, and so he just randomly walks up to us at the podium one night and he says to Baunau “pleeease set my brother up with somebody.” And then they wander off together to chitchat. About a minute later Baunau comes back and immediately asks me if I "have a boyfriend?" So I reply yes and right away she asks “is it serious?” eeheee ha ha ahaa. Hellooo, can you imagine? Eric Goode! I am kinda a little in awe of him, you know. He’s one of my idols— Area and MK, how fierce is he. Even Andy Warhol says Eric Goode is great, come on now. Ha ha ahaa, if I were single and dated him, I would Alessandra-Gatien that boy so fast he would not know what hit him…

For more information about PX This – Diary of the "Maître d’ to the Stars" visit http://pxthis.com/thebook/

PX Me – The Sequel to PX This
(How I Became a Published Author, Got Micro-Famous,
and Married a Millionaire)
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John Gulager presents: A small tribute to Brittany Murphy

Earlier:

• Feast

• "last night i went and had drinks with GUESS WHO…"

• "check it, it’s diane-goldner [john-gulager's wifey. remember them?] in her fierce geld-iaz dress!"

ha ahaa look! it’s john-gulager and diane-goldner. how awesome is this:

whoa time out wait a second, you haven’t seen Feast yet?! how is that possible? PX This and Feast are like totally cosmically connected. haven’t you been paying any attention at all? what are you even doing here? what kind of half assed koreshian cultist are you?

it’s time for you to sit down and watch Feast. yah, all three of them. have a marathon. just in time for the holidays! yay!

Earlier [archived]:

• "check it, it’s diane-goldner [john-gulager's wifey. remember them?] in her fierce geld-iaz dress!"

readers of PX This know full well how much i’m a fan of Sante D’Orazio. his newest and latest published collection of works, Barely Private, should provide ample (further) evidence as to why he is one of the world’s most prolific, reknowned, and iconic photographers.

• Saturday, November 7, 2009. 8:00 PM – Famke Janssen dining with female friend (having the miso cod) at Omen.

• Thursday, November 5, 2009. 8:30PM – Tony Shafrazi joining Peter Brant and several other guests for dinner at Indochine.

• Tuesday, November 3, 2009. 3:00PM – Ann Dexter Jones with a female friend walking up 6th Ave near Bleecker St.

• Monday, November 2, 2009. 2:30PM – Michael White walking alone, headed east up W. 4th St. in the West Village. Looking for real estate… ?

• Wednesday, November 4, 2009. 7:30PM – Calvin Tsao, and then later, Hervé Descottes, chatting with Sasha Muniak at The Bon Bon.

We’d like to take a moment to give it up to "O-Cast," simply because we’re very impressed (we can’t seem to get our shit together for anything). Best of luck Break a leg, guys!

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Shot in high-definition and broadcast in short episodes online, O-Cast © merges ancient legend with the power of viral video. Created and produced by New York University graduates of the YouTube generation, this intelligent, quick paced, and colorful comedy is right up the alley of classical mythology enthusiasts and fans of improvised humor.

Join the Olympians, the O-Cast and O-Crew for the premiere of the upcoming web series!

THURSDAY OCTOBER 22ND
at KATRA LOUNGE (www.katranyc.com)
217 Bowery, NY, NY 10002

DOORS @ 8:30PM,
SCREENING @ 10:30PM

2 for 1 Drinks from 9:30PM to 10:30PM and
2 for 1 Drinks from Midnight to 1:00AM

Dancing all night with DJ Ani Quinn!

Admission to the event is *FREE*

Cyberjapan to Blogspot, WordPressOrg, Tumblr, etc:

“SUCK IT. ”

visit for a moment with our friend, James “Milkman” Mielke (NYC F&B industry veteran, talented dude, and all-around cool guy), won’t you ?

we love him lots, and we think you will too.

:)