My, What a Big Beautiful Cock…

June 7th, 2010 by Vanilla Ice

 

The Sunset Beach Diaries (cont.)

“Yeep! Somehow the rooster got into our Wine Garden!”

 

**See also (earlier): Are You Ready for the Summer…

 

 

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8 Responses to “My, What a Big Beautiful Cock…”

  1. blah Says:

    this is from julija and carlos facebook page…kind of lame this is all you have to post?

  2. -abbe Says:

    how is it “lame” ? it’s a gorgeous photograph.

    sorry to break it to you, but we’re not here to please YOU. believe it or not.

    feel free to move along and never come back.

  3. Inkslinger Says:

    Aaww Blah, are you just jealous because we never find anything good on your Facebook page??

  4. Dick Johnson Says:

    LOL.

    Dear Inkslinger,

    Yes actually, that’s precisely right. But, there’s more. I’m also jealous, because I work day and night on *my* food blog, profoundly critiquing Ramen from every place I can find, and scanning the internet desperate to find all the most interesting articles on Top Chef and Twitter posts, and yet somehow my blog is not nearly as captivating and alluring as PX This. I mean, here you are getting picked up by Page Six and UK Daily etc., and all you do is crib photos off of Facebook!!!

    Well, it just so happens I’m FB friends with Julija and Carlos too, so there! I’m also cool!!! CAN’T YOU SEE HOW COOL I AM??!! I mean, yes, it’s unfortunate I’m so retarded that I don’t recognize good content when I see it, otherwise I too might have an awesome blog that everyone pays attention to, that takes up as little effort as possible!!! Not even I can stop coming here to see what you’ve posted every day!!

    But what bugs me most of all??!! Is that PX This always has the best scoops ever, and yet it doesn’t even try!!!! It’s like you all do this *part time* as a hobby or something!!! It’s ridiculous!!!! Aaarrggghh, it’s just so *lame*!!!

    Why is your blog so awesome???!!! How do you do it????
    That’s it, I can’t take it anymore, I’m never coming back. I refuse!!! I… refuse…!! Lame lame lame!!! Must… not… click… bookmark…

    GAAAHHHHH!!!!

    Your begrudgingly adoring fan,
    Blah

  5. MILFweed Says:

    Not for nothing guys but this site is definitely one of the most visually beautiful out there. But of course you already knew that.
    ;)

    I love the content (and I don’t do Facebook).

    Kudos as always.

  6. Vanilla Ice Says:

    yea abbe

    can’t u come up with a better way to market the best and most insightful tell-all book about the nyc rest’nt industry than a website that brings thousands of viewers without a publicist and a total advertising budget of like $12.00?

    srsly ur so lame

  7. -abbe Says:

    actually the budget is $32.00

    jerkface.

  8. Down by the Emo Says:

    Gotta say that *is* one of the nicest cocks I’ve ever seen. lol

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